FUN COP anyone?

It just occurred to me, how useful playing games are to improving my vocabulary, because how else would I know words like cuirass, transcendance, etc. Not only that, but I enjoy getting yelled at by my parents. No wait..... -_-

Anyhow, nothing major really that I want to REPORT about, but maybe I'll give you a brief (foreshadowing, no?) run down on stuff that has happened.
Monday was Monday.

Oh yes, that's right.. PHYSICS
I'm not sure if I've mentioned it, but our previous physics teacher, Mr Filander has a little 'run in with physics'. And by 'run in with physics' I mean was viciously attacked by a speeding car whilst riding a bike. Luckily, a balding old man posing as a physics teacher was quickly found, and so thus we have a substitute.
Although its probably better him than that maths substitute teacher of which has holes in his head, and resembles what you'd expect somebody to look like if they fell out of the stupid tree, and hit every branch on the way down...

Oh yeah and we're now probably about 60 hours of teaching behind where we should be. In short, we're screwed. In long:
WEEEEEE'REEEEEEEEEE SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWEEEEEEED
Although that does look like 'we're seaweed' which, we are infact not.

Also, today I scheduled a guidance counseller meeting for the sole purpose of skipping out on Mandarin class, and I found it to be both misleading and uninformative. The cliffnotes version is that she was always making statements like "IF you get your diploma" or "blah blah I need to iron my skin..."... no, that's a bit harsh, she's really nice, just wouldn't make a great motivational speaker.

Although I'm only up to chapter 11 in Jane Eyre, I find that, Charlotte Bronte would've been an EXCELLENT anasthesiologist, because NOBODY puts people to sleep faster than Jane Eyre. What's even more disappointing, is that apparently its a happy ending. I was hoping for more of the protagonist goes banana's "nail-all-the-exits-shut-and-light-the-house-on-fire" ending or a "finally gets pregnant with true love and then she gets kicked in the stomach" ending.
The only thing that fails to deliver more, is Australia Post.

Today was funtastic, well at least afterschool. There were 'free large slurpee' vouchers in the back of the mX's today, and upon realising this just walked up to the stand and started jamming newspapers into my bag, so it was fatter than an obese person at an "all you can eat" restaurant.
When I got home, I cut out all of the coupons individually, and subsequently have 40 vouchers. As large slurpees are $2.60 (I think), this would be epic win.

EXHIBIT A: Maths

EXHIBIT B: Dog without legs


EXHIBIT C: Emergency kitten



But the point is, that's $104 worth of free slurpees... and... and... and... I have free mangled newspapers.... JEALOUS?

Also, I've devised a new way for eelyn to save money. Observe the following scenarios
A)
Bus Driver: That will be two dollars fifty.
Eelyn: *leans forward* Or WILL it?

B) Cashier: I'm sorry, but there's a 10% surcharge on public holidays
Eelyn: *leans forward* or IS there?

frahfrararararah =)

Oh, and also, if there was to be a quote of the blog? -->
"What is a jay chou?" -Dom, 2009

Oh yes, and also the new theme throughout the week, is saying random irrelevant statements which cause people to develop terrible insecurities, such as:
A)
*walks by* "of course -name- hasn't been sexually assaulted"

B) "Where should we eat?"
--> I dunno, but sandra isn't 16

C) "Did you eat egg for breakfast this morning?"

Really. put them into any conversation randomly, and see what happens. and then come back and comment on what happens ^^

Oh, and yes, I'm trying to save some money, but I can't write about this or others (because I have to sreep soonish or will be ubertired tomorrow), so blah work tomorrow, blah KMCC Low, at 40, you have a higher chance of being mauled at the zoo than getting married.

Have a nice day/night ;)