Ab Initio. Enjoy your life NOW!

Well, what is there to say? (well, actually a surprising amount) The fact that I'm blogging when I said I wouldn't be, means that I'm obviously not working on stuff I should be, such as my obviously completed extended essay, even though I'm SUPPOSED to be so busy that I don't even have time to brush my teeth.

Since I'm coming off a sugar high, I felt it would be appropriate to feel depressed via blogging, as they go hand in hand, just like child exploitation and Bindi Irwin. Perfect!
Admittedly, adding that exclamation mark almost makes my blog seem lighter, but I guess you don't have a photo of me D:< typing this blog.

First matter which NEEDS to be addressed is how I've been manipulated into staying into language B, whilst the vast majority of my class gets to drop down Ab Initio, which I believe is french for fucking easy shizzle.(Either that or its french for yum. But I'm pretty sure that was supposed to be 'le snak')

As long as I'm in language B, I have the right to complain about how fcking easy Ab Initio could've been.

Also, school photos were today, and conveniently it was hot and sunny, but it was still better than english (It'll take more than air-conditioning to coax me into that propaganda).

OK. Now i'm going to go good-bad-good to keep that great (possibly non-existant) balance in my depression state

Bad - My cousin capped my internet 3 days in
Good/Bad/SHIT - I wrote 2 words in my EE
Bad - I have work tommorow.. actually, today now.......
Good - I passed sakura on DDR
Bad - I had to pay for my bus fare today
Good - I have Spongebob Squarepants as my maths teacher
Bad - I just used a pencil to mix my milk tea
Good - I told Mrs Townend I'd rather saw my legs off than do IB english

And lets end this on a happy note eh? At least everyone ELSE can be happy.

oh, actually no. I forgot to add
VERY FCKING SHITHOUSE BAD: I have to stay in Language B
I would write other disappointments/rants/stuff, but I think some people MIGHT actually read this blog, and I wouldn't want to cause any suicides :)

I think I've gotten to the point where watching 5 star comedy movies is like the last season of Friends. You know its supposed to be funny, buts it just predictable and old.
Which is my cue to sleep. Now.
Hope you have a nondescript day

EDIT: Uploaded a photo of mai kangaroo <3 <3 forever
It was hard to choose which retarded 5yr old drawing to upload, as I'm incredibly prolific. n_n

Its that time of year...................

Yes, its that time of year again where everyone blessed by Education Queensland, or even luckier, the International Baccalaureate returns to school.
(Yes, I know you're thinking "Bullshit, more like its that time of year when everyone starts making whiny annoying blog posts about school starting")

Admittedly, I haven't exactly done the prescribed work over the holidays, and so now am part of several honoured clubs, including

a) 'I've barely started my EE' club
b) 'I haven't even looked at TOK' club
c) 'I'm so behind in my CAS journal-ing that if I was any further behind I'd be with the previous cohort' club

(Geoff, haven't you forgotten to add 'I make annoying ranting useless blog posts which nobody cares about anyway' club?)

NO, I goddamn haven't because I can barely see over the amount of work I have to do in, well, about 9 hours?

I'm going to keep this blog post short, and mercifully sweet so you don't all kill your eyes reading it. Either that or I'm going to try get some work done. I just can't bring myself to close msn though......................

Additionally, as a safety measure to prevent people who don't have school from posting comments like 'hah, suck' or 'I love uni holidays', etc, I leave a few words
You are old and will die first.

That aside, I hope everyone has had a good holiday (Yeah, like that's going to help.)

Iceskating

Just a short blog post:
I think I should say sorry about not blogging for a while, but quite frankly, I'm not sure anyway cares that much anyway. Esp when school is next tuesday HOHOHOHO I said it.....................
:(
Anyway, this is mainly because nothing too interesting has happened over the past few days, except for eating mi-goreng, working on EE, working at maccas, etc.

WELL, milly just called about 2 seconds ago asking if I was going to ice skating, which is yeah(no), because
a) I always slip and kill myself
b) Its cold :(
c) I don't need the CAS hours
d) I cbf paying
And obviously I expect there to be a great turnout at iceskating tonight, with a total of... milly?
Nobody likes iceskating anyway. Plus I heard iceskating's dad has a new girlfriend.... slut..........

I also got my pizza hut and subway rejection letters today, which was encouraging. But its ok really, I mean otherwise I'd feel bad when I flood their complaints department D:<

I guess the only thing fun really entertaining is when Justin's on the phone and dackson just starts saying kimchi, ramen, etc.
If this keeps up, i'll be uber multilingual. Plus my canto is imba now. My favourite phrases include wombok, yat, yi, char siu, gai lan and buck choy.

PLUS, I went to the optometrist and they were like, "You need glasses" and they persuaded my mum to buy them, Although, there's ABSOLUTELY NO Fcking difference in vision when I'm wearing them and when I'm not. SIF ripoff optometrist.
I'll keep them though, just incase I need to look serious. Or maybe I should just get a clipboard, the equivalent of an all access pass.

Once again, sorry about this boring post/attempting to speak canto/world hunger/slavery.

Although I'm not sure they're all my fault. ESP not the canto D:<

Income Tax Assessment Act 1936

Yesterday was Saturday, but I didn't get to blog, and you'll see why later on in my blog.

I woke up pretty late, like noon. I was going to eat cereal by stupid autistic cousin drank all the milk, so I had to eat toast. and I hate toast, because its like a stupid imitation of chips.
This also led me to the conclusion that people called ALVIN drink all the fcking milk D:< Since I had work at like 2ish, I was going to leave except my cousin wanted to go with me to the city and 'look around' for 4 hours. With no money GG. But obviously, not my problem so I said ok.

LUCKILY the bus was uber fast, and the ticket machine broke down so I didn't have to worry about not having a concession card. I arrived like 30 minutes early, and was going to DDR but then my cousin wanted to show him around. I had no idea where he wanted to go, so I led him to the goodwill bridge and then left. =/

Work was alot better without evil james imitation, and everyone was nice, esp Morgan, and the 4 hours went by uber quick. although I also got burnt by the stupid fillet bun steamer.

I got a uber slurpee afterwards, and halfway on the bus, my mum calls and tells me we're going to Shangrila for dinner. I got to sunnybank at 6, and since there was no dinner until 7, I bought another slurpee and went to laurence's house, where we mocked Bris31/QCTV or whatever. "We" at dinner turned out to be my dad's colleagues' families, which was uber awkward and they all looked like this:
Yeah, but besides that the food was nice. We then went to have 'tea' at one of their houses which was like tea until 1am, which was really zZz.

Today, my cousin's comp broke and my mum made me fix it which took 2 hours D:< I thought I needed cheering up, so I played DDR and almost made it past the gallops in Fascination Eternal Love Mix on expert, which was pretty n_n. And I was also 3 greats away from AAA in Freeway Shuffle TT. BESIDES this I also tried to work on my EE, i.e. made title page (<3 grade 4 skillz), but then resorted to writing CAS journals. Ex(c)iting I know (inside joke) And now, milly is trying to organise ice skating but any night I'm free they don't have a night session. WHO EVEN GOES TO DAY SESSIONS? (People called Alvi.........) Ok, nvm, friday night is good I guess. Maybe I'll write more after I've finished flaming milly.

EDIT: I just realised my blog has 3.4k words ->>>> transfer effort to EE.
also, sorry the title has no relation to this post forever, I'm just hoping to draw in a larger (possibly more boring audience)
yah, thanks

Deli Choices. Choose, don't make your own.

This is pretty much a continuation from the last post, so read that first, or just continue reading if you cbf.

Woke up 9:30 blah blah blah breakfast blah blah Eric's apartment blah blah Southport blah blah

Ok, lets start from here. I found out when we stopped at a 7/11 to buy slurpees, that I lost my wallet (hopefully left it at eric's house), which was like D:< part of my day. But everyone was nice and gave me (way too much) money. Anyway, justin stayed with eric and athena, while dackson and I went back to brisbane so we could DDR/go to work.

UNFORTUNATELY, we managed to catch the bus to fcking hell, with anal gay stupid fat ugly wartface driver. Because I didn't have concession, I had to pay $2.90 for 2 zones which was zZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
anyway, I wouldn't have minded so much if the bus wasn't late to the train station by like 40 mins :@, because on the way, the bus driver felt the need to carefully inspect every ticket to prevent forgery and uphold every single fcking rule. This resulted in like 9 billion people being denied on the bus, but not without arguing for like 5 minutes each.

AND THEN there was this couple with a newborn baby which the dad threw around and hit the roof with. When the mum came around, I swear there was going to be domestic violence, but just alot of swearing and intimidating.

Annnyway, I only just made the express train to city, which meant I just got to city JUST in time for my shift, and didn't get to DDR or eat icecream as planned.

Maccas was pretty annoying today, because it was uber busy and James #2 was a total bitch to me, jan and that other new guy who never talks and looks like manoj. But yeah, only real complaint, hence the title is when I had to make this uber snack wrap. I looked at the screen and saw like 9 billion fcking things like "I want 1/2 a slice of cucumber, special cheese, 2 slices of tomato, 2 pieces of meat, ferrari, cruise ship, 100 neopoints, limited edition bulbasaur card.................. etc etc"

I mean fcking hell it was impossible to wrap because it was the size of fcking Uluru. D:<
DIE DELI CHOICES DIE. I mean, its fcking deli CHOICES. you CHOOSE what you want, not make your own meal.

I also found out that alric and johnny found $50 at UQ, which is great for them, but makes me want to find alot of money too. You see, alric's not even working but still made more money in 1 day D:<

As a last point of mention, Dackson and I in the morning were laughing about indian telemarketers and what they'd say when they like made a sale/about to get hung up on. It was all like *indian accent* "I have wife and kids", "You're putting my kids through college" or like "I'm getting some tonight"

That's all I guess. I'm working 2moz and hopefully I don't get evil james replicate.


EDIT: Wallet isn't at eric's house or car. I'm so depressed now I can't physically laugh.

EDITEDIT: I Found my wallet, but its still at pacific fair. Just fcking great.............

Laser Beam Eyes/Azn Cyclops

Earlier today, like at 3am I went to sleep, because I was going to GC later on, and decided I probably needed some sleep.

I woke up at EXACTLY 7:57 because of a wake up call I received from JUSTIN, even though I told him to wake me up at 8am. At that was like ttly unacceptable because those 3 minutes are like most important ever TT.

We all got to Robina station at like 11, where I scammed translink by not touching off HOHOHO~. and then caught a bus to broadbeach, where Justin was being extra loud and people around us were giving us dirty looks, which I returned. None of this was really fun until we actually got to Broadbeach though.
The first hour was really zZz, because all we did was like get hit by waves and try not to drink salt water. Andrew and Milly being uber white swimmers were like HCing waves while dackson, justin, jan, eric and eric's friend (who I can't remember the name of) were all like kiddy pooling it n_n.

We went to get lunch (ate at nando's) and then went back to Broadbeach where we played brandy. EXCEPT we = dackson and I because everyone else pussied out and went into the water. Probably the biggest waste of energy forever, because for the first hour I was just walking along the beach away from dackson, while he was following me. After like 3km, I started walking back up, and walked about 3km the other way from our bags. Basically, we wasted like 2 hours just running from each other which was really pointless, although not that much because dackson lost.

Jan, Milly and Andrew left because they had to go back o.Oa wtf and then dackson, justin, eric and I went to the arcade at pacific fair, where some uber noobs were whoring the DDR machine and failing licensed songs on beginner, and we all played pool (got a free game) while we waited, but Dackson (on my team sank the fcking black 8 so we lost D:<)
By this time, DDR was free (of people) but was also $2 PER PERSON, and I was like this is well expensive. AND it wasn't even supernova 2 or anything but stupid Extreme.

I then played tekken 5 (which was shit because I thought there was DR but there wasn't D:<) and got to stage 9 using Asuka's imba twirl kick, but then got pwnt by Jinpachi.
Turns out dackson, justin and eric spent $10 getting tickets by playing the basketball games, and then we ended up with a total of 10 bouncy balls n_n. Because we wanted to throw bouncy balls off rooves and stuff, we also then went to crazy clarks, and bought 3 packets of 6. for $1.50 which was like way more expensive than funhouse D:<
Also, on the back there was a warning "Caution, small balls" which we all HOHOHO'd about (akio) for like 5 minutes.

We then wanted to play hide and seek in Kmart, but those fckers didn't let us put our bags down, so we just played around pacific fair. Dackson and I hid in a dining area under/near a table while justin (tried) to hide by sitting on a seat? Anyway, we weren't found for 10 minutes so we just went back to kmart.

By this time, it was about 6pm so we went to foodcourt, where we sat down and played cards (13), and whoever lost was SUPPOSED to go ask somebody out, which turned out to be the janitor. And then we all made jokes about how he has so many warts, and like warts on warts and warts on those warts, athelete's foot in his nose, mop hair, ETC. In the end, Eric lost first to 5, but yeah, cbf'd.
AND NOW FOR THE BEST PART OF MY DAY
when I ordered a lrg Quarter Pounder Meal and got a Double Quarter Pounder instead ^^.


We then bummed around looking for a poker set but didn't find anything at Kmart Wor Crazy Clarks, so we went to the cinemas to wait for eric's dad to pick him up. Eric's sister came randomly and eric went with her, and we thought he ditched us TT. but then he came back like after 10 minutes and said we could go with him.

We reached his car and was greeted by eric's sister, who gave death stares :S. Cowering in fear, we got in the middle row of seats not knowing the dangers that lurk among =\. We ALL thought that we had done something to piss her off but we later found out that she had done something to piss off her father. Hence, laser beam eyes.. Pew pew~ About halfway through the car ride, eric's sister started to whisper stuff, mandarin (local dilect) or a witch's curse, who the f*ck knows. Then we had some lame discussion about greek gods D:

EVENTUALLY, we made it to the house, where dackson, justin and I were thinking "WTFUXORS". What happened to the apartment o.o? Anyways, we were invited to stay at their house, but we were too afraid to like even sit, because we just picture scenarios where's Eric's dad would come in and be like
"ARE YOU SITTING ON MY SOFAAAAAA?"
*takes of sunglasses* *BLINDING LASERBEAM PEW PEW*.

This led to like
"ARE YOU BREATHING MY AIRRR?"
*takes off sunglasses* *BLINDING LASERBEAM PEW PEW*

And we were also fairly sure that eric's younger sister had like voodoo dolls of us, and like muttering under her breath trying to curse us or something. But then,she got f**king SCHOOLED IN WII SPORTS BOWLING. THAT BROKE HER SPIRIT. GFG >:F

and I have work 2moz so TT had to bring all my maccas stuff.
anyway, have to go play wii sports/swim now/get laser'd by Eric's dad, so yeah, I'll write about other stuff later. Sorry the first part is so booooooooring and I have no more imba dota photo's.

Incompetency and Sherry's Incredible Shrinking Name!!!!1111oneone11eleven

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The first thing I'd like to blog about, is how ABSOLUTELY incompetent my newly-arrived-from-china cousin is. In fact, I'm not even sure how he passed the English course, or managed to fly over here without ending up in Zimbabwe.
The day before yesterday, he was trying to catch a bus, but apparently couldn't find one, which made me wonder, HOW can you not find a bus at Garden City.

I guess I normally wouldn't care, but the thing is, I had to print out like 20 timetables and show my cousin (autistic/self-diagnosis) how to catch a bus, thereby wasting about 2 hours of my time. I MEAN WE GET ON THE BLOODY BUS, BUY A TICKET, GET OFF. I'm not sure where he's from (China) but I'm pretty sure ALL buses work the same. Except for that time where I met elmo in San Remo and..................... .........yeah................
But I guess you're probably bored of my ranting by now, so lets add in something interesting.
Sherry's Shrinking Name.
Now, this is like ttly something I have to do everyday, or I won't be able to function. Because, for anyone who doesn't know (...) Everytime Sherry types something in, her font shrinks, until it looks so tiny and cute ngawwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

But its bloody hilarious to just type to her just to see her name shrink. Ask jan if you don't believe me xP. But I'm fairly sure she's onto us. That's still ok though, because I think I can outrun her.

Also, yes, be surprised that I actually posted something. Because i'm considering changing my blog title/info to "If you wanted to read an active blog, you're definitely in shit", but then decided that I'd rather waste people's time.

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Ok, well today I also worked as my second shift at maccas yay ^^ although I think I got burnt too much to be happy D:<> lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky SHITFUCKSHITFUCKSHITFUCKSHITSHITSHIT lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky luckily
got James (alric's older brother) as our crew training, and lets just say our previous run-ins have been less than satisfying.
But he's wasn't a bitch really, and everything went well-ish. Except for that fact that I made a burger with like WAAYYYY too much onion, but yeah, that's expected. Oh, and also I get my first paycheck in......... well, -1 minutes ago. *quick check netbank n_n*

I also dropped my tablet, but I think it still works fine, except for that fact that everytime I start it up, it goes through my favourite pastime, disk check.

And for the most depressing part of today, my sister wanted to use my DDR mat, I thought, hrm, that can't be too bad. FAIL + 99999999999999999999999
She managed to, get this, make a crack in one of the pads from playing cartoon heroes on light. I played fcking Paranoia Survior without making a crack, so why/how/cow/bitch/sl.... did she manage to do that.
From now on, anyone that uses my DDR mat must first be weighed, and then weigh less than or equal to jan. D:< style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);">BLAH BLAH BLAH CITY BLAH BLAH BLAH ALRIC VINHSON DACKSON MAPLING BLAH BLAH BLAH

AND HAS ANYONE STARTED on their EE AND TOK? because if you have, orz. I want to borrow your willpower, as I'm fairly sure everytime I open the document which I created for my EE (yay 1 step further) I immediately have the urge to play DDR/Dota/Maple/HOMM4, etc.

Oh, and also my "cooking adventures" have discovered if you throw a bucket of cold water onto boiling oil, romance ensues/you get a bubblebath/don't do it children/scalding oil.
NOTE: the last one is actually correct, although it depends what kind of bubbles you like, or if you have an burning scalding oil fetish.
Hm. I already knew this, but i WAS bored, and there WAS a wok with oil in it. Its like setting me up with a "DO NOT PRESS" button. I just can't do it TT

But my next actual experiment, "What happens when you put kittens into a microwa..." no, just joking (get 'em ready. HOHOHO~). No. If I actually tried that I'd be killed by milly.

Although there was somebody who wanted to dry his cat, and then he put it into the microwave.......................................................................................................................................... =explode. ENJOY YOUR BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER/MIDNIGHT SNACK.

And also, if anybody has "angry" emoticons then msn them to me, because quite frankly the ones already don't look nearly as angry as they should, which just makes me angrier, making me want to use angrier emoticons. YES I AM CRAZY.

Ok, well I've wasted enough time, so I should probably write a few words on my EE or TOK. OR I could go DDR, or I could play Dota, or I could make chips<------- currently doing. I've discovered that if eugene finds out I'm making chips, I instantly get "disturb'd"and burn myself. So yeah, maybe send those angry emotes to eugene, you singapore ore core floor straw whore and thats all I can think that rhymes. I guess I'll go watch some comedy afterwards like friends, family guy, today tonight, etc.........




ALSO FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE I"VE ATTACHED A PHOTO OF PRIESTESS OF THE MOON/POTM (Dota reference xD)

P.S Expecto Patronum

First Blog Post n_n

I would start directly ranting, but first I have to make a 'first post' or it just wouldn't be a blog.
Anyway, I'm just making this blog out of pure boredom/curiosity, and I'll probably be less bored in the future, so don't expect an update. Ever. And that is well shit for the largest font available. =/

Oh, and also, I lied in the URL about this page I guess. THEY'LL BE NO KITTENS AND ORPHANAGES where I'm concerned (although maybe kittens or orphanages), rather, you get to read me ranting on about... well I don't know yet. But yeah. NO KITTENS D:< size="1">I wonder if anyone will actually bother reading this.

Warning/Disclaimer-> The below content may 'ruin' your holiday. No really. (Only if you got to QA though. Lucky QCS bastards).

Anyway, today after baddy, I was just thinking of the entire shitload of stuff that I was supposed to do, namely EE, TOK essay, CAS journals, World Lit, DESTROY YOUR EYES, etc. Which was really depressing.
Like "My dog & 3 kittens were just brutally run over", "I've just watched a government ad about alchohol" or "Somebody's playing beginner on DDR" type depressing.
JUST as an added BONUS, I also managed to lose my only copy of my World Lit, meaning I have to write it again. *applause* *applause*


And then, because I wanted to spite Musu, I went to look at the cheesecake shop for like the cheapest cheesecake but all they had was like premium-I'm-too-rich-for-normal-cake mudcake and other not-cheesecake cakes. =/

And just to make today even better, I connected my PS2 up to a 22volt plug when it was supposed to be 8.5V and it got completely GG'd. and I'm far too tired to think of an analogy to compare it with, so just imagine kittens being drop-kicked(Although that makes me happier =/). but obviously not into orphanages.
Although to avoid copyright issues, I've decided to label my day, "A series of not-so-fortunate events" or "A series of unfortunato events" or "A day comparable to Hitler". Hm... decisions, decisions.............

Oh, and I also had my first shift at McDonalds. Which was, well, pretty much what I imagined. However, my pants that they gave me are like size XXXXXXXXXXL and wouldn't even fit bloody *insert name of person you hate*.

Right, well that's about it for now. I guess I'll bitch/whine more later. But maybe not on this blog. Otherwise http://www.beyondblue.com will be on my ass.