The first thing I'd like to blog about, is how ABSOLUTELY incompetent my newly-arrived-from-china cousin is. In fact, I'm not even sure how he passed the English course, or managed to fly over here without ending up in Zimbabwe.
The day before yesterday, he was trying to catch a bus, but apparently couldn't find one, which made me wonder, HOW can you not find a bus at Garden City.
I guess I normally wouldn't care, but the thing is, I had to print out like 20 timetables and show my cousin (autistic/self-diagnosis) how to catch a bus, thereby wasting about 2 hours of my time. I MEAN WE GET ON THE BLOODY BUS, BUY A TICKET, GET OFF. I'm not sure where he's from (China) but I'm pretty sure ALL buses work the same. Except for that time where I met elmo in San Remo and..................... .........yeah................
But I guess you're probably bored of my ranting by now, so lets add in something interesting.
Sherry's Shrinking Name.
Now, this is like ttly something I have to do everyday, or I won't be able to function. Because, for anyone who doesn't know (...) Everytime Sherry types something in, her font shrinks, until it looks so tiny and cute ngawwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
But its bloody hilarious to just type to her just to see her name shrink. Ask jan if you don't believe me xP. But I'm fairly sure she's onto us. That's still ok though, because I think I can outrun her.
Also, yes, be surprised that I actually posted something. Because i'm considering changing my blog title/info to "If you wanted to read an active blog, you're definitely in shit", but then decided that I'd rather waste people's time.
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Ok, well today I also worked as my second shift at maccas yay ^^ although I think I got burnt too much to be happy D:<> lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky SHITFUCKSHITFUCKSHITFUCKSHITSHITSHIT lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky luckily
got James (alric's older brother) as our crew training, and lets just say our previous run-ins have been less than satisfying.
But he's wasn't a bitch really, and everything went well-ish. Except for that fact that I made a burger with like WAAYYYY too much onion, but yeah, that's expected. Oh, and also I get my first paycheck in......... well, -1 minutes ago. *quick check netbank n_n*
I also dropped my tablet, but I think it still works fine, except for that fact that everytime I start it up, it goes through my favourite pastime, disk check.
And for the most depressing part of today, my sister wanted to use my DDR mat, I thought, hrm, that can't be too bad. FAIL + 99999999999999999999999
She managed to, get this, make a crack in one of the pads from playing cartoon heroes on light. I played fcking Paranoia Survior without making a crack, so why/how/cow/bitch/sl.... did she manage to do that.
From now on, anyone that uses my DDR mat must first be weighed, and then weigh less than or equal to jan. D:< style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);">BLAH BLAH BLAH CITY BLAH BLAH BLAH ALRIC VINHSON DACKSON MAPLING BLAH BLAH BLAH
AND HAS ANYONE STARTED on their EE AND TOK? because if you have, orz. I want to borrow your willpower, as I'm fairly sure everytime I open the document which I created for my EE (yay 1 step further) I immediately have the urge to play DDR/Dota/Maple/HOMM4, etc.
Oh, and also my "cooking adventures" have discovered if you throw a bucket of cold water onto boiling oil, romance ensues/you get a bubblebath/don't do it children/scalding oil.
NOTE: the last one is actually correct, although it depends what kind of bubbles you like, or if you have an burning scalding oil fetish.
Hm. I already knew this, but i WAS bored, and there WAS a wok with oil in it. Its like setting me up with a "DO NOT PRESS" button. I just can't do it TT
But my next actual experiment, "What happens when you put kittens into a microwa..." no, just joking (get 'em ready. HOHOHO~). No. If I actually tried that I'd be killed by milly.
Although there was somebody who wanted to dry his cat, and then he put it into the microwave.......................................................................................................................................... =explode. ENJOY YOUR BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER/MIDNIGHT SNACK.
And also, if anybody has "angry" emoticons then msn them to me, because quite frankly the ones already don't look nearly as angry as they should, which just makes me angrier, making me want to use angrier emoticons. YES I AM CRAZY.
Ok, well I've wasted enough time, so I should probably write a few words on my EE or TOK. OR I could go DDR, or I could play Dota, or I could make chips<------- currently doing. I've discovered that if eugene finds out I'm making chips, I instantly get "disturb'd"and burn myself. So yeah, maybe send those angry emotes to eugene, you singapore ore core floor straw whore and thats all I can think that rhymes. I guess I'll go watch some comedy afterwards like friends, family guy, today tonight, etc.........
ALSO FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE I"VE ATTACHED A PHOTO OF PRIESTESS OF THE MOON/POTM (Dota reference xD)
P.S Expecto Patronum
wow POTM is hawt shiz
ReplyDeleteCHOMG when I was hot / potm ... : ( lol
ReplyDeleteThat POTM picture was worth reading the blog post for.
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