Laser Beam Eyes/Azn Cyclops

Earlier today, like at 3am I went to sleep, because I was going to GC later on, and decided I probably needed some sleep.

I woke up at EXACTLY 7:57 because of a wake up call I received from JUSTIN, even though I told him to wake me up at 8am. At that was like ttly unacceptable because those 3 minutes are like most important ever TT.

We all got to Robina station at like 11, where I scammed translink by not touching off HOHOHO~. and then caught a bus to broadbeach, where Justin was being extra loud and people around us were giving us dirty looks, which I returned. None of this was really fun until we actually got to Broadbeach though.
The first hour was really zZz, because all we did was like get hit by waves and try not to drink salt water. Andrew and Milly being uber white swimmers were like HCing waves while dackson, justin, jan, eric and eric's friend (who I can't remember the name of) were all like kiddy pooling it n_n.

We went to get lunch (ate at nando's) and then went back to Broadbeach where we played brandy. EXCEPT we = dackson and I because everyone else pussied out and went into the water. Probably the biggest waste of energy forever, because for the first hour I was just walking along the beach away from dackson, while he was following me. After like 3km, I started walking back up, and walked about 3km the other way from our bags. Basically, we wasted like 2 hours just running from each other which was really pointless, although not that much because dackson lost.

Jan, Milly and Andrew left because they had to go back o.Oa wtf and then dackson, justin, eric and I went to the arcade at pacific fair, where some uber noobs were whoring the DDR machine and failing licensed songs on beginner, and we all played pool (got a free game) while we waited, but Dackson (on my team sank the fcking black 8 so we lost D:<)
By this time, DDR was free (of people) but was also $2 PER PERSON, and I was like this is well expensive. AND it wasn't even supernova 2 or anything but stupid Extreme.

I then played tekken 5 (which was shit because I thought there was DR but there wasn't D:<) and got to stage 9 using Asuka's imba twirl kick, but then got pwnt by Jinpachi.
Turns out dackson, justin and eric spent $10 getting tickets by playing the basketball games, and then we ended up with a total of 10 bouncy balls n_n. Because we wanted to throw bouncy balls off rooves and stuff, we also then went to crazy clarks, and bought 3 packets of 6. for $1.50 which was like way more expensive than funhouse D:<
Also, on the back there was a warning "Caution, small balls" which we all HOHOHO'd about (akio) for like 5 minutes.

We then wanted to play hide and seek in Kmart, but those fckers didn't let us put our bags down, so we just played around pacific fair. Dackson and I hid in a dining area under/near a table while justin (tried) to hide by sitting on a seat? Anyway, we weren't found for 10 minutes so we just went back to kmart.

By this time, it was about 6pm so we went to foodcourt, where we sat down and played cards (13), and whoever lost was SUPPOSED to go ask somebody out, which turned out to be the janitor. And then we all made jokes about how he has so many warts, and like warts on warts and warts on those warts, athelete's foot in his nose, mop hair, ETC. In the end, Eric lost first to 5, but yeah, cbf'd.
AND NOW FOR THE BEST PART OF MY DAY
when I ordered a lrg Quarter Pounder Meal and got a Double Quarter Pounder instead ^^.


We then bummed around looking for a poker set but didn't find anything at Kmart Wor Crazy Clarks, so we went to the cinemas to wait for eric's dad to pick him up. Eric's sister came randomly and eric went with her, and we thought he ditched us TT. but then he came back like after 10 minutes and said we could go with him.

We reached his car and was greeted by eric's sister, who gave death stares :S. Cowering in fear, we got in the middle row of seats not knowing the dangers that lurk among =\. We ALL thought that we had done something to piss her off but we later found out that she had done something to piss off her father. Hence, laser beam eyes.. Pew pew~ About halfway through the car ride, eric's sister started to whisper stuff, mandarin (local dilect) or a witch's curse, who the f*ck knows. Then we had some lame discussion about greek gods D:

EVENTUALLY, we made it to the house, where dackson, justin and I were thinking "WTFUXORS". What happened to the apartment o.o? Anyways, we were invited to stay at their house, but we were too afraid to like even sit, because we just picture scenarios where's Eric's dad would come in and be like
"ARE YOU SITTING ON MY SOFAAAAAA?"
*takes of sunglasses* *BLINDING LASERBEAM PEW PEW*.

This led to like
"ARE YOU BREATHING MY AIRRR?"
*takes off sunglasses* *BLINDING LASERBEAM PEW PEW*

And we were also fairly sure that eric's younger sister had like voodoo dolls of us, and like muttering under her breath trying to curse us or something. But then,she got f**king SCHOOLED IN WII SPORTS BOWLING. THAT BROKE HER SPIRIT. GFG >:F

and I have work 2moz so TT had to bring all my maccas stuff.
anyway, have to go play wii sports/swim now/get laser'd by Eric's dad, so yeah, I'll write about other stuff later. Sorry the first part is so booooooooring and I have no more imba dota photo's.