Thank god you're not here.

No, just joking, I don't really mind anybody reading my blog, as I try not to name people/events unless its for something nice.
i.e. *********** in the conservatory with the candlestick/bitching. Ahh, I miss cluedo xD

Luckily, its rolled around to that lovely time of week, thursday where I have every subject EXCEPT for study, lucky me! and with this entire backlog of work that I keep putting off, I really can't wait to dive enthusiastically into my work, much the same was as I ran directly into that pole. You guys are mean, that hurt =.=

On the plus side though, I've got 49 points on my easyway card so some day I will go in and buy an easyway franchise using my redeemed points =)
Its actually shit all compared to the amount Jerry has, which is like 90123840192834018234 points per special edition card (of which he has 3501239850123840124380E99)

With the same coherency as musu's now possible (in)famous blog i'm not going to switch to bitching about QA now, naming nobody in particular
{or in HL maths you may use [blog(blog)] similar to g[f(x)]}

First item on the agenda is Mrs Richards leaving QA, which we're all saddened and disheartened by o.Oa --> I mean, who will 'do me' first now =.=
To commemorate this occasion, I think I will create a "Mrs-Richards at QA in 5 seconds" video involving

Richards: I work very hard for my students, the money is not important -Richards 2007-8
---1 year later + job offer with better pay at QUT----
Richards: zomg better pay + contract expiry *quits*

So now we get stuck with Mr Singapore aka Mr I-am-related-to-durian-as-well-as-eugene

And to anyone saying I should do my hair, I believe the answer would be "No". I'm fairly sure my personality is much easier to maintain xP (and I mean no offense to anybody who thinks/does otherwise, because that's a personal choice which I have absolutely no right to make.)


Also, I initially got unsatisfactory on my extended essay for business as I have Mr Hill(nazi)man. When I finally got to schedule a meeting with him, (because he's obviously sooo busy with all his jobs (head of overdue notices, leader of the "department for tucking in shirts" as well as senior member of the advisory commitee for the protection and maintainence of photocopying paper quality) He was like "I have three pages of notes for you to fix, but I can't give them to you" which was fairly TT. and then he had a massive growl about blah blah blah logsheets not submitted blah blah no evidence of primary research blah blah I have dandruff in my moustache.
FIRSTLY I don't believe its my fault that Chal left for Qatar with my ee documents thank-you-very-much-I-will-send-you-christmas-cards-now. And when I asked bullock about EE documents and appendixes being submitted in the working out line, she was like unnecessary.

I tried to tell him this, and he was like "this is a one sided conversation, don't interrupt me" which then prompted me to think "HOW can you have a one sided conversation you kient"
and then, just to improve our relationship, eric called me in the middle of the EE meeting so he deathstared me. I guess I just have the GavinGrant effect when it comes to getting EE supervisors.

Luckily, afterwards he failed to remember my name and what my EE was about. Therefore, by mathematical induction, he is gay. (Saccoia would be proud). Although I should watch out, because he seems like the time of person who constantly combs the internet for any trace of his name.


Yeah, and eric's "adenotrex" (kinda like herbal supplements which supposedly make you jump uber high) arrived a bit untimely, as my parents kinda got the mail, and being the privacy-respecting people they are, rushed to open my mail discovering two bottles of pills/tablets. Obviously that went down extremely well and I'm sure you can assert as to what happened.
That's about all I have time for right now

On a final, more serious note (Impossible I know) I'd just like to thank everyone for anything really. If you've done something nice etc I am grateful =) (Because I'm not really great at saying thanks normally).

Ugh, I don't like to end on such a note, so I present you with images entertaining to anyone but hillary. Who doesn't love neopets =)


Now if only I could write my TOK/EE with such efficiency......

and I bet hillary is just like zomg *UNSUBSCRIBE FASTER :@*

Avis! (No not the car rental)

Ok, I'm surprised that all these things have popped up ( HOHO =] ) over a short period of time.

Firstly, we've now got french exchange students, which seems really pointless because all they do is sit around and do nothing. In English, we were like. So.. what's your name? L'oriel?..........

As a response to jan's blog post about birthday parties. Seeing as blogging seems to be the way to communicate atm, allow me to share my however-illogical thoughts with the 'population' (about 10 xD)

Ok, well firstly lets take on a 'commentary style' linear analysis of this. For your convenience, I've copy-pasted the original post.

Part I (<-- yes, that's right. Roman numerals. Great for tax forms =))

"Eelyn & Yan’s Bdae Party in Chinatown
Kara & Dinner
Afterschool - Onwards
Have at least $20 on you.
Restricted to 15ish

Ok, 2 people's bday party in 1. I have don't think I really have a problem with this.
2nd line -> Kara and dinner. Hrm, well lets see. seeing as KARA is my abSoLUTe favourite place to be ever in teh entire world yeah. Because I MY FAVE PASSSTTTIME is singing at kara oh boy count me in fast quick plz b4 all spots are taken onoz quick. =.=
Afterschool -Onwards. PRESUMABLY SO
Have at least $20 on you. Oh really? so three birthdays on one day isn't enough? allow me to withdraw my secret uber birthday fund. Oh thank god I had that. *phew*
Restriced to 15ish. Makes sense. Wouldn't want to have too much fun eh?

Part II
" My Own Bdae Party in City/Sunnybank
Pool, Kara, Lunch, etc.
Meet at 11 at Funhouse/Tops
Have at least $20 on you.
All are welcome."
So essentially you're having 2 birthday parties? I hope we don't need to bring 2x presents. =P
Ok, so city/sunnybank eh? that should be entertaining. lets see.

"Pool, Kara, Lunch, etc" I think the etc covers "spending money faster than I can burn money". Oh no wait. those three activities beforehand already intergrate that. *applause* efficiency *applause*

Anyway, for all you broke people out there this is definately the option if you want to make lots of money in one day. Or is that the opposite? Confuzzling.
MOST UNFORTUNATELY i'll be working on saturday from exactly 11am. Its asif they knew your birthday party started at 11 and ended at 4?


But that's just my thoughts, keeping in mind I'm particularly grumpy because I just had to play table tennis with my autistic cousin for about an hour. I did have some fun though --> by hitting the ball to the edge of the table and he'd 'dive' for it and like take a massive swing and end up hitting a chair or something.
If there was an olympics for worst achievers, than I think china could probably secure all 9billion medals singlehandedly playing the "autistic-negative-hand-eye-co-ordination cousin" card.
(And yes, I-do-like-to-hyphenate-my-words.)

ALSO, a new first --> Sorry to anybody who may be offended/critiqued/angered/'enlightened' or otherwise by my blog

(Actually just a devious ploy to stop you from hitting the 'Flag Blog' button.) (Damn it. Looks like I can't play that card again)

take that fabio.

Yeah, if you don't go to QA then basically, "Fabio Cirrito" is the main editor/author of our entire syllabus's maths textbook. Because HL maths can be a completely bitch, similar to those ALDI trolleys, there's been a 'solutions' manual with worked solutions to every questions published.

Since these books are all the rage, Johnny borrowed one from the library and we got it photocopied and bound for $50, which is good considering the price including shipping for one copy is $150. And when you earn $10 per hour, that's a lot. (Although all you unemployed whores wouldn't know =P)
Not only that, but the photocopying is ttly rape-age and plus they've bound it so its easier to view.

Today in CAS (art for me) I also managed to get blue paint or "mudkip blue" paint (mudkips <3) on my shirt which is just freaking great because acrylic on shirts is more resilient that my mum when faced with a band of friends spontaneously wanting to sleep over. (THAT WAS ONE TIME :@) Better than getting "communist red" on my shirt I guess though.

anyway, seeing as I'm so bankrupt with only $1.20 in my bank account I've decided to try and earn some interest on that button which I've just got sitting around NOT earning interest.
Since the button to AUD ratio has really spiked these few days, I feel could be making butt(on) loads of cash with that. But I'll have to check with musu, my button-investment-advisory-council.

I really actually do want to go to commonwealth bank and be like "I'd like to deposit a button" but then again, with commonwealth bank, they'd probs charge me a 'thank-you-for-being-a-customer" fee as well as a "you-walked-on-our-carpet" fee and lastly a "you-tried-to-deposit-a-button" fee.
The last one is PARTICULARLY hefty. I learnt that the hard way =/
THIS ice-cream which I bought and am now eating (Blue Ribbon buttermilk vanilla) ice-cream is sooo delicious, and its almost better than that time where I woke up after faceplant sleeping on my keyboard and was like (wtf, tired much?). But yeah, that explains how my *pg-up* key broke I guess huh?

aaaanyway, that's about all the crazy you're going to get atm from me. But to finish off, I present you with two completely irrelevant images. Also which younha poster would you like of the two below?

Choice #1


Choice #2

And an imba photo thx to Johnny.

EDIT: FUCKING GREAT FUCKING BLOGSPOT THANKS FOR FUCKING SCREWING UP MY FORMATTING 8 TIMES IN A ROW. EVEN HITLER WAS EASIER TO DEAL WITH :@:@:@:@

Small annoying 'rascal(s)'

I particularly like saying 'rascal' with an english accent ^^, and I hate having to buy presents for everyone. If you don't understand that, you're not meant to so stop pondering and keep reading.

Anyhow, lets dive straight into the 'wtf' part of my blog (which is usually 90-100%).


Firstly, I'd just like to mention how annoying family friends' children are, mainly because there's about 5 of them running around the house right now. I wouldn't mind normally, as I'm well conditioned to having to entertain little children (in a non creepy way), by playing monopoly (NEVER AGAIN --> [fail 50-25]) or other stuff. But I found out that earlier my parents thoughtfully let them into my room to 'play' while I was at baddy training. Naturally I found this out MYSELF when I let myself back into the room and they'd managed to build a 'snowman' out of my books and sheets for school, which admittedly was impressive, however annoying.
They then started jumping on my DDR mat which hurt right here -----> <3

I really wanted to point out the fact it was summer, and that the random guy with the non-matching socks just ran his eye into my doornob, but instead just walked out and played cards with some smoking+drinking adults who swear alot in chinese.

Also, all the adults went outside to gamble/play table tennis so one of the CHILDS was like
"Can we be loud and annoying now?"
and I was tempted to reply
"HOW would that differ from your current status?" but instead gave them iceblocks because that's just the nice thoughtful person I am.

The moral of this story is that, by induction, little children are stupid and annoying who would follow a 8 foot guy in an overcoat standing next to a car provided he had ice-cream.
Hopefully they'll leave/fall asleep/start-doing-that-weird-thing-where-they-headbutt-the-sofa.
As long as they're not annoying me.

I wasn't going to mention this, but as long as I'm on a roll...
I read this article about this 13yr old father and was like o.Oa.
Turns out when he was asked how he would financially support his family he asks "whats financially"
Later on, he like "sometimes I get pocket money"
Obviously they missed the part where the reporter was like GG fail parenting. But seriously, I'm curious about logistics. I mean really, how.......................................................

Something else weird (besides the taste of your mum's lipstick [oh snapz]), I woke up this morning and had this gash in my hand. I have no idea how it got there and its like 1/2cm deep. Weird.......

I hope everyone who went ice-skating (YET AGAIN) enjoyed moving in a circle for 2 hours. That aside, friday was GREAT for me too. I discovered that Commonwealth Bank managed to pull of the amazing feat of charging me a $35 "unpaid cheque fee" which I must say was delighted to have received. And then, if that wasn't already annoying my parents succeeded in throwing away my bag of shopping along with $20 that I had in a bag. AND I HAD CHIPS in that bag.
I had to go dumpster diving, and since I didn't have a torch (<3 P7) I had to light a candle so I could see, which made me feel fairly archaic. but I got my $20 back n_n
I guess the moral of this story is "never-sign-up-with-comm-bank-because-you-will-inevitably-be-charged-a-thirtyfivedollar-unpaid-cheque-fee-for-existing."
That cut me deep. MAYBE it was that that caused the gash, I don't know.

Luckily that puts my overall position on netbank at $5.75 debit and overall position in life to $210 debit. I think I'm going to have to resort to the good ol barter system when paying for things. I.e. trading a umbrella for a packet of chips.
anybody want to buy a button for $210?

Of course what I could do for presents if just give chocolates and tell the chinese proverb of "千里送鹅毛，礼轻情意重", but I try to do my best with presents even if it means not eating for a week.

Oh yeah, and I was going through my bag and was like "chemistry worksheets, maths textbook, worksheets, english sheets, mandarin booklet, mudkip, logbook..... wait a second........wtf?

Yeah, well that pretty much sums up the past few days.
Thanks ;)
(you motherfuckers)

upping my litracy skillz

Hurrrrrr, I probs I should write a blog now, seeing as I'm appropriately tired and grumpy to type in my blog.

well I guess the first item on the agenda would be that I finally got my individual breakdown of results for Business and Management, and luckily I was blessed with the glory of being 1% under an IB lvl 7. Because I CAN do basic maths (that's right, jealous mfkers?) I calculated my percentage again to find out that if I got 0.16% more, it would've rounded up to 70. So now pretty much whenever somebody says IB results I keep a log and DO ABSOULTELY NOTHING HORRIBLE IN RETURN BECAUSE I"M A NICE PERSON RITE?
Yeah, elevator doesn't quiteeeeeeee go all the way to the top floor.

After school on friday I was gonna go with johnny so he could get his learners, but we got to city at like 3:50ish and couldn't find Queensland Transport and couldn't get transport to Queensland Transport=GG translink'd, so cbf'd and just went to nando's instead. I think. Afterwards we went to funhouse where I ddr'd with a broken right key and played TS. Johnny and I got first in story mode (autographs later :P) and so that was good :)

After at 5:30 I went with jan to yui's place so we could go to tet later, but I cbf'd bringing any clothes so I just borrowed some of jan's.
Got to yui's at around 6:30ish I think, at which we ate some pho which was nice. Except for fish sauce. Yui's mum was like "you want fish sauce" and I was like "erm, *indecisive polite no* tone" and she chucks heaps in which was TT.
Tet was pretty much like mayfair, except for with 9 billion viets. And everyone viet is naturally related to eachother/knows eachother. We pretty much saw heaps of ppl as well as TIM NGYUGEN from mac primary which was a bit... nice? idk really

Slept over at yui's house which was a great cultural experience because know i know lots of viet.
WELL, actually just three phrases (+ nguyen xP):
Eat pho
Eat garage
Eat shit

Cause I figure, that's all I really need. I mean, I'll into a restaurant and be like "eat pho" and they'll be like wtf, so I'll move onto eat garage where they'll be like WTF gtfo so I can be like" eat shit" That's my plan anyway. Its ok really, I have private health insurance.

On sat morning I took a bus to city for work, which was really quick because it was just the right level of business. The only interesting thing about that somebody ordered a 1+1/4 pounder, so 5 pieces of meat. Couldn't close the fcking box and was like hope you die of a heart attack you disgusting mfcker.

This aside, I need to get back to all the stuff i'm supposed to be doing, but I won't really.
There's heaps off stuff I have/need to blog about, but unfortunately there's also heaps of work to be done, and I'm taking a positive outlook about things, which means my next post could potentially look like this:






Anyway, sorry about the lowquality/shortness/delay of posts. Its because I've been too tired to blog, as I've been sleeping at around 3-4am nows.
Besides, who needs sleep?

EDIT: that was the biggest smiley I can find that makes the room warm without contributing to global warming =)

Sad chocolate :'(

Just as a point of mention, I think I'll be making more frequent, but much shorter posts now, (while I'm bored) rather than posting walls of text.

Okies, well first matter to address is how quiet the yr 10's are in our instep. If you replaced them with cardboard cutouts, they'd seem more realistic. OR that flight centre statue. Well, that does remind me of that time I kinda like was running, almost ran into the statue, and like apologised to it because it looked UBER real. And that was preeetty embarassing considering the person inside was like WTF gtfo that's mai statue biatch.
WOW that doesn't make any sense. Go me!

Riiiight. Well, yeah almost first, lets talk about HOW BAD I AM at saving money. Really, if I have money, then I have to spend it, and then a week after, I'll be uber depressed because I have no monies. I don't even know if its my fault that I don't have any money, because now that I think about it, I need to spend that money.
Every week, I spend around $80 (or more) on food, which is ridiculous considering I kinda get free lunch. Besides nando's almost every day, after school I always go to coles or something and buy junk food, like chips, ice cream, chocolate, etc.

And once again, its not my fault, I just wanted to walk through the supermarket, but then I see all the lonely unpurchased unloved chocolate bars and shizzle and its like, "ngawwwww, don't worry, Geoff will buy you, even if nobody likes dark chocolate".
Obviously after I've bought it I notice the ingredients:

"60% Cocoa, 40% REGRET"

(Yeah, I'm just that liiiiiiiiiitle bit insane, most likely cause...well actually I have no bloody idea why, but if I say its genetic, then its not my fault.)
Its also why dark chocolate is so cheap, and convenient for gifts(jks :'] ). Because dark chocolate, in gift terms, just gets passed around like a STD at a whorehouse.

And you know what else is disappointing? When sabby came back from india, he didn't bring hardly any gifts at all, and it was a bit like "WHERE are my wives/elephants bitch" :'(
I think he said something, but all I heard was "I'm black and didn't get geoff a present".
Cause I wanted to be like. hrm, wife #2 is unsatisfactory *breaks neck*.
[ OK i'm SORRY, don't report me plz =) ]

That should be about all. UNLESS YOU COUNT LANGUAGE B RAGE. but most people don't because they're in their cushy position of 'ab initio'.

On a final note, happy b'day yo
But I'm too pov to buy you a prezzie

Yeah, as proof that I really am sorry for wasting your time, I've attached my pro drawing of a horse[bottom] (and the original [top])




What a HAWT drawing.

Communist humour --> roflMAO

OHOHOHO
no, sorry about that horrible title, because you're probably writhing in pain right now. Actually just a short blog post before I forget/explode

I was working (yes, suuuuuuuuuuure) but no really, I was until I noticed 2 extremely annoying things. the first

The 'r' in alric's msn name.
THIS is possibly the most annoying thing I've ever encountered. I mean, why can't the 'r' just be the RIGHT way around. Which leads me to think, is there something wrong with that 'r'? How long have I not noticed that r? and a variety of other questions which COMPLETELY sidetracked me.
Anyway, I'll contain my rage for now and wait till I get on nintendogs. (i.e. WHY WON"T YOU EAT STUPID DOG. *Force feed*)

Ok, second point is how unsatisfactory the 'angry' emoticon is in MSN. I mean, it doesn't look angry really, more as if it was just disturbed from a sound sleep, or minorly inconvenienced due to traffic, etc. And the more I look at that angry emoticon, the angrier I get, and I can't really use that angry emoticon anyway, because then I'll just get angrier.
They need a "I've just been ripped off by translink" emoticon or something equally as outrageous.

Right, well I think that's all. FOR NOW.......................................:@:@:@:@:@:@