Avis! (No not the car rental)

Ok, I'm surprised that all these things have popped up ( HOHO =] ) over a short period of time.

Firstly, we've now got french exchange students, which seems really pointless because all they do is sit around and do nothing. In English, we were like. So.. what's your name? L'oriel?..........

As a response to jan's blog post about birthday parties. Seeing as blogging seems to be the way to communicate atm, allow me to share my however-illogical thoughts with the 'population' (about 10 xD)

Ok, well firstly lets take on a 'commentary style' linear analysis of this. For your convenience, I've copy-pasted the original post.

Part I (<-- yes, that's right. Roman numerals. Great for tax forms =))

"Eelyn & Yan’s Bdae Party in Chinatown
Kara & Dinner
Afterschool - Onwards
Have at least $20 on you.
Restricted to 15ish

Ok, 2 people's bday party in 1. I have don't think I really have a problem with this.
2nd line -> Kara and dinner. Hrm, well lets see. seeing as KARA is my abSoLUTe favourite place to be ever in teh entire world yeah. Because I MY FAVE PASSSTTTIME is singing at kara oh boy count me in fast quick plz b4 all spots are taken onoz quick. =.=
Afterschool -Onwards. PRESUMABLY SO
Have at least $20 on you. Oh really? so three birthdays on one day isn't enough? allow me to withdraw my secret uber birthday fund. Oh thank god I had that. *phew*
Restriced to 15ish. Makes sense. Wouldn't want to have too much fun eh?

Part II
" My Own Bdae Party in City/Sunnybank
Pool, Kara, Lunch, etc.
Meet at 11 at Funhouse/Tops
Have at least $20 on you.
All are welcome."
So essentially you're having 2 birthday parties? I hope we don't need to bring 2x presents. =P
Ok, so city/sunnybank eh? that should be entertaining. lets see.

"Pool, Kara, Lunch, etc" I think the etc covers "spending money faster than I can burn money". Oh no wait. those three activities beforehand already intergrate that. *applause* efficiency *applause*

Anyway, for all you broke people out there this is definately the option if you want to make lots of money in one day. Or is that the opposite? Confuzzling.
MOST UNFORTUNATELY i'll be working on saturday from exactly 11am. Its asif they knew your birthday party started at 11 and ended at 4?


But that's just my thoughts, keeping in mind I'm particularly grumpy because I just had to play table tennis with my autistic cousin for about an hour. I did have some fun though --> by hitting the ball to the edge of the table and he'd 'dive' for it and like take a massive swing and end up hitting a chair or something.
If there was an olympics for worst achievers, than I think china could probably secure all 9billion medals singlehandedly playing the "autistic-negative-hand-eye-co-ordination cousin" card.
(And yes, I-do-like-to-hyphenate-my-words.)

ALSO, a new first --> Sorry to anybody who may be offended/critiqued/angered/'enlightened' or otherwise by my blog

(Actually just a devious ploy to stop you from hitting the 'Flag Blog' button.) (Damn it. Looks like I can't play that card again)