Comment which turned to post D:

Yeah, I was just going to comment on musu/jermia's blog, but I figured that my response is so longwinded and stupid that I would be prosecuted for even trying.

After careful analysis...
"sometimes i feel like kicking or punching a massive hole in the wall... but we are currently renting and I think both my mother and the landlord would then most likely kick or punch a massive hole in my face :\"

AND THEREIN LIES THE SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM.

Punch a hole in the wall, then when he punches you, take him to court, win lawsuit, buy small island, retire fo' life.

Because, lets face it. In Australia, if some guy even looks at a chick its sexual assualt.

In fact, I'd go so far as to argue that if a priest was typing with docility about the renaissance masterpieces in the 20th century, it would be sexual assault.

But yeah, I think your mum probably needs to be verbally thanked more. Even though you're inwardly grateful, I find people are happy when you sincerely thank them.

Also I find it hard to believe that your mum has been wearing the same clothes for 15 years, because she wasn't wearing anything last night ;)

I was sick today, and my parents got angry at me for being sick, and you know me, with my wild coke parties and everything, I fail to see how it is my fault, that GOD made us biologically weak.

See what I did there? deftly sidestepping and re-appointing blame to some presumably omniscient, omnipotent anthropomorphic (thank you ICAS english) being.

And thus, to relieve any tension I recommend this therapeutic dog to solve your problems. Print it out, frame it and talk to is.

you MAY OR MAY NOT have noticed that is is simply a photo of a Dalmatian wearing a bowtie.

it has class....

Anyway, everyone is doing well, or will be doing better soon. If not, there's always QUT.

*kaching* another 'zing' at QUT.

*ticks off daily checklist*