General Fail (Now with 50% more fail)

EDIT: Firstly, sorry for the inconvenience of making this blog private-ish, but yeah. Lets pretend that you DO care, and that my blog is worth it (which its not!) -_-

I thought I'd just take this time spent NOT STUDYING to write a post, seeing as how lazy I've been recently...

Its a fairly pathetic effort by me really, and this will soon be drilled into my head when I get my UMAT results back, if by then I haven't been eaten by that vicious dog next door, which is actually quite possible seeing as I poke it with a stick when they're away.
I'm also running out of sticks that are a viable length because its teeth are UNNATURALLY SHARP... but then again, I'm not exactly an expert on 'canine canine sharpness'... hoho wordplay

You'll find being my neighbour is a mixed bag - Sometimes, when I'm in a foul mood, it can be very unpleasant, but at other times, I am, blissfully asleep.

School is much lighter now, with all the assignments over, and I can say, after almost twenty four semesters of schooling, I still both, - use too many commas in my sentences, and am completely tired of school.

I hear TAFE is partially government subsidised, but its a serious case of 疾足先得 if that's a correct application of that chengyu.

Oh, I also managed to spend 3.1k in three months, which I thought was amazing that a) I had that much money and b) I spent it all. And if you look at my bank statements, 95% is food related, and probably 50% is chips.
Almost beat the time I was so tired I slept on my keyboard; I have never seen so many 'b's in a word document in my life.

I really wish I had something interesting to write about. I don't want to write about anything that is related to anything knowledgeable, because I will instantly be hit with people who know far more than I do about the topic, and subsequently shut me down faster than a health inspector headed to a chinese supermarket.

But career-wise, I really have no idea of what I'm going to do, which is just as well because I'm really scared of pressing the submit button on my QTAC preferences, as I'm afraid they're going to change and lock me in for life into something useless and ludicrous, such as "A history of cushion softness". Either that or its the fee, and if I press submit its going to extort me and charge me $99340923094 dollars which I won't have, and then I will be charged unexpected fees in my bank accountzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz yayayayya wall of text.

Oh no wait, I do have something interesting...
The other day, I went up to pick 'n' pay hypermarket (I think the " 'n' " is pretentious n_n) to buy my daily suppliezz but then I went to the express checkout somebody infront of me had 13 items in the 12 item lane ZOMG SCANDAL. I swear, I could feel myself AGING, waiting for that one item to be pick up, scanned, placed in the bag... it was like some surreal nightmare.

I think I was dropped on my head as a child, and my parents were probably just "pat pat" *checks if anyone saw* *puts upright again*.

I also remember getting REALLY upset when my uncle 'stole' my nose, and to date have never really forgiven him. Last year, when I was in china and handing out pieces of cake, I gave him a slightly smaller piece... SWEET REVENGE... wordplay?

Anyhow, hopefully everyone is having a good week to date, and won't be clubbed to death by a tribe of nomadic giraffes.
N.B. If that actually happens, I can legally declare myself jesus.


Also, HBD kt =D (^)