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Yeah, so pretty much THE TITLE is self-explanatory if you're SMART >.>

Not really. If you were really smart, you wouldn't be here, rather doing that thing that rich people do: turning money into more money.

But yeah, point is I feel slightly guilty for not writing anything for a long time, and for those of you who have replaced your watch with a calendar, I'm very sorry but = BUSY

My main concern atm is probably the Mandarin Individual Oral, which basically if you fuck up they'll lower all your grades and laugh at you and pretend you're from Tibet (and thus oppress you).
More to the point, on someday last week (I can't even remember my breakfast, forget about days), we listened to somebody else's individual oral which scored a 7 (out of 7).

It was pretty much something uber pro like examining "the political influence of post-colonial Japan on the development of human nature by examining the satire of 18th century Venezuelan boats."
whereas in my head, I'm pretty much envisioning a situation where I walk in and state how my topic is something cliche and easy, like "my family" or "my hobbies"
In short, screwed. (In long, SCREEEEEEWWWWEEEEEEEEED)


Also, in study I had a discussion involving how whenever I get presented with an award, nobody really can pronounce my last name, and the scenario always involves something like this:

Presenter: "And the award for (insert low-achievement award/spirit) goes to Geoffrey......
*glances at sheet*

and what happens next (YOUR INSURANCE DECIDES...no.... has anyone seen that ad or is this just now a random quote?) is either

a) Presenter: "Geoffrey.... X... U...."

b) They horribly mispronounce it and it sounds like somebody being mauled by a bobcat.

Everytime I know that this is happening, I can see EXACTLY what they're thinking, and its pretty much
"oh fuck, its one of those asian last names.... shit shit shit shit shit should I try and pronounce it... or... fuck it...I'll just spell it."
I really wonder how many stress-related illnesses I've caused............

Yes, and if I can find the link again the other day I saw this japanese commercial, which I thought to be an advertisement for formal wear, but was APPARENTLY actually a shampoo commercial which was really wtf. Are all japanese commercials like that or was that just...?

The topic in study also turned to which Uni's everybody wanted to go to, and looked up university rankings, which obviously ended up with everybody making jokes at QUT, and TAFE, which decidely stands for Training After Failing Everything.

If you think you suck at stuff, remember: there's always QUT... or fruitpicking if you are Ross lol.