Ok, finally time to commit my blog, as I have finally finished my IOC... although that’s DEFINITELY not the last you’re going to hear about this...
“For the wild, yet most homely narrative which I am about to pen, I neither expect nor solicit belief. MAD INDEED WOULD I BE TO EXPECT IT, in a case where my very senses reject their own evidence...”
I mean, HEARING that we need 24/30 on our IOC to get a level 7, that is fucking jesus both outrageous and impossible. As I’ve said before, if JESUS himself did the IOC, he would not get a level 7, and even if he did, it would be because HE”S FUCKING JESUS CHRIST :@ :@ :@ :@
Without exculpating myself too much from my OBVIOUSLY FANTASTIC MARK, I managed to choose the extract from “The Fall of the House of Usher”, and with all due respect to ‘Roderick Usher’, he is a MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH. That having been said, out of SEVENTEEN (17) extracts, I would’ve done better on ANY OTHER EXTRACT.
But obviously, I COULDN’T POSSIBLY get an extract I want, instead I get the 1/17 chance of USHER... SERIOUSLY... I’m azn, and I don’t even know how small that chance is...And what really sucks, is that I have never won anything from scratch-its, lotto, or anything remotely good. Yet I manage to win the uber bonanza of 'retarded usher extract', if that is indeed, its real name *shifty eyes*
Oh well...since its over and done with, at least I can mock people who haven’t done their IOC, such as Katie “I’m-so-good-and-introductions-are-easy” Low...
Well, I'm going to stop writing, as I will just work myself up into a frenzy, but I've got plenty more to say about physics, assembly, IOC's and everything really. Good luck with whatever..........
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"And what really sucks, is that I have never won anything from scratch-its, lotto, or anything remotely good."
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to mention Rave Party. :'(
i won $20 from an instant scratch-it once. thought i had good luck, and bought $20 worth more.
ReplyDeleteexcept this time i lost it all. =\
excellent rant geoffrey
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