Tuesday ends in 'why'

Excellent title Geoff, you should all be saying.

Yes, well being the excellent education system that Education Queensland is, we only had to start school today, with yesterday being a blitz of peaceful, relaxing and non-schooling happiness.

Today being the first day of school, a 'compulsory' tie/scarf thingo has been set in place, but unfortunately for them, it just makes the entire school look 87.5% more scraggly. Yes, I have quantitatively evaluated this.

Some questions just have no answer, such as
a) WHY in fact do triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?
b) Is zero a positive or negative number?
c) is it POSSIBLE for Henderson to dress without looking like a small town lesbian?
Tragic... tragic.. all questions without definitive answers.

Some questions, other hand, have very definitive and simple answers, such as:
a)Is it possible for me to save more than $200?
b)Is the new timetable a bitch?
c)Did people accidentally stumble upon a collection of fairytales written by a mentally-eight-year-old psychopath and then completely overread them to form morals?
d)Will our dean of studies win the upcoming election?

I believe the answers to the above questions are: no, yes, yes and mrhhrhmmr

Seeing as I barely have time to brush my teeth, I'll make the rest of the blog post fairly succinct, because although Jesus may love you, he won't respect you in the morning.

Today at work was uber-super busy, because... well, I don't know, but basically two people managing everything, when there are four registers open, and everything hasn't been stocked. And honestly... do you really want deli? you DIDN"T fight your way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian....

And really, its interesting now. Last year/term, I use to say "Yes... time for my favourite subject, mandarin". These few terms, nothing has changed really, I still use those same words.

Also, if you're planning on emailing Mr Loggie anytime soon asking more than one question, don't. The reply will discuss the question you are least interested in, and completely ignore the other.

I will be back, after my IOC.

Oh yeah, and also a few idea's if you're ever bored in a public toilet
a) Impersonate Elvis. Be convincing
b)Pretend to be Andrew 'o Keefe hosting "deal or no deal"
c) Simulate a Drug Deal
Just a few ideas ;)

Keep well, and remember, if it wasn't for you, it'd just be a pile of clothes on the floor