physics is a traitor

aaah I'm so upset... both my ps2's are dead, and both for the same reason. They got GG'd by over power supply, and so subsequently I can't play tekken at home, which I'm sure you all sympathise with.

Not my main point however. Its time for that obligatory Ms. Henderson whining post. For those of you less acquainted with the comings and goings of QA staff, we have a new Dean of Studies: Ms. Henderson *dun dun duhhhh -cue evil music-*
The first time I saw her, I thought she was some sort of Education Queensland inspector, because she looks like Hillary Clinton, and with her wardrobe, could bloody well be running for election. But, it can only be a bad omen, similar to a stingray barb to Steve Irwin. I SAID IT

Luckily, if history is anything to go by, she will eventually get shafted by an Obama-like-figure, which for the purposes for this blog I will call O-blah-ma.

All I have heard her say is blah blah hope to meet you blah blah election promises blah blah unapproachable. Why do we have to have shit collegiate changes in our last year. THANK YOU education queensland.
And for all you people on academic review, I can only envisage one possible scenario

Henderson VERSUS Academic Review Student

Henderson: ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

Student: |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

Its Henderson's Turn!
---->Umbrella Attack PP 20/20
---->Election Promises PP 10/10
---->Hyper Gleam PP 1/1 (Takes 1 turn to charge)
---->Call Parents PP 50/50 <------- ---->Leech Seed PP 15/15

Henderson used 'Call Parents'
Its super effective
'Pocket Money' sharply fell
Student flinched!

Henderson: ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

Student: |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

Its Henderson's Turn!
Henderson uses UMBRELLA ATTACK!
Critical Hit!

Henderson: ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

Student:

Student is out of HP. Student Fainted
-Cue FF victory music-

ANYWAY, I also want to complain about sleazy maccas, giving me a shift tomorrow. yes, that's right, if it were possible for a fast food retail franchise store to be sleazy, this would be it.

Oh yeah. and I gots a C- for my mandarin resume, which when put in perspective to sandra's D+ looks quite flash. Eelyn also got a D, (and I'll say it again) but I think that grade may be more reflective on cup size.

ALSO, everyone come to southbank for a 'gathering' on monday for Ryan (and as a byproduct, my birthday). I think a BBQ at least has been promised and if not, its still close to city ^^.
But yeah, this year my birthday almost feels like an inconvenience to Ryan's perfect gathering ==;;

Today, I was surprised at who didn't go. You used to be a good boy fred.... lol
and I didn't go because of a horrific boating accident... honestly =)

And for everyone doing physics right now, here is a special snapshot of how you can turn our old physics pracs into original, new and innovative new writeups.
Yesm, I did just make a 'find and replace' joke

sailing mishap!