Wednesday, April 29, 2009

To be or not to be, that is the cliche

Yes, this post will be like when you get dragged to a film, which they said was about violence, rape and happiness, and turns out to be

a) A foreign movie about orphans
b) A screenplay of the diabetic Sweedish girl who couldn't swim *sad face*

Ye-ha, but my real intent (authorial intent eh?) is to whine about how much I spend lol. I thought I would simply like to use today's 'budget' as an example.
Observe =) -->
As you can see, this is my spending for today, and I'm trying to find ways to cut down and save some money, as yeah... saved up money feels good? Well, I don't actually know...

The main problem is, in fact rather cleverly, shown by the pie graph below.


This, combined with the IOC makes me want to stab myself in the eye with a officeworks pen... stabb-ity goodness for only 8 cents!

PLUS, I am now constructing a list of stuff you can do during PHYSICS lessons? WHY spend all that time not listening, when you could be having fun?

1) Develop psychic powers and then actively use them
2) Inflate a beachball and throw it
3) Fake a seizure
4) See how long you can hold your breath
5) Take off your pants and give them to the teacher
6) Chew on your arm until someone notices, pretend to be embarassed and then continue
7) Announce that you are God, and that you are angry
8) Make a sundial
9) Bite people
10) Run to the window and then say, 'Sorry, I thought it was the bat signal'
If you think of anything else mildly entertaining, then place it in the comments?

And its ok alric wu ^^, because just think of the time I forgot my show-and-tell in grade two and cried?

7 comments:

  1. 11) Making food shaped objects from paper towelling?

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  2. this aint grade 2 geoff :]

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  3. 12) Begin aiming an invisible gun around the room as though hunting a particularly elusive pheasant. Extra points for a smarmy British accent.

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  4. repressed childhood memories make me lol

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  5. 13) Jousting using lengths of piping and rolly chairs

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  6. they're giving away free nesteas in the city. you follow the "ice ice baby" music to find it.

    collected 7 so far n__n

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  7. I've only gotten 1 so far... =.=;;

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