Thursday, March 12, 2009

Grade 2 songs

Ahh yes, friday, where everybody finally gets temporary yet still effective relief from schoolwork/coughing and sore throats/pain... oh wait, this isn't' an ad for panadol.... or that other ad for sore throats and coughing where the cartoon guy has his throat replaced by by a circular saw... or something to that effect

Firstly, pretentious/useless word of the video --> Utilise. "I was utilising their facilities, which were of a high calibre"?

Also, hillary --> Inanimate objects usually don't express rage

No, my point rather is my internal thoughts (yes, beacuse you have external thoughs TT) whenever somebody says "...you know what's fun?". And really, whenever mentions this, this sets me off on a mental rampage
i.e. "No, I OBVIOUSLY have no idea what's fun, you know? nothing... no idea whatsoever because I've NEVER had fun EVER in my life and I've never laughed or enjoyed myself. NEVER...no idea... No idea.... just.. nope, yep nope, nothing, never ever had fun ever....... You know what? why don't you go ahead and tell me? because obviously I have no idea... yes, lets hear what's fun....

Also, if somebody says "You can't be serious" I'm always also tempted to be like... "actually I can... *pulls serious face :|* see?"

Little bit disoriented atm (and this is mostlikely reflected in my writing) as I just woke up, having taken my usual afternoon name. zee zee zee zee baby baby =) [SNSD sleeping obviously)

Related Jokes -->
how does SNSD Laugh?
Hee Hee Hee Hee baby baby

How does SNSD get honey?
bee bee bee bee baby baby

What did SNSD say when they saw eelyn?
C C C C baby baby

How does SNSD call for help?
eee eee eee eee saveme saveme

I'm sure I could think of lots more but yeah, wouldn't want to get SNSD on my ass... in any sense.

I've also started watching Prince of Tennis, which is interesting because well, it has a fair storyline, but several things puzzle me in the story. for example

a) The ability to talk to the opponent for about 3 seconds after they've served (giving either that the tennis court is about the size of sunnybank plaza, or that the serve is going at less than 20km/h)
b) How they exist in a world without physics.
c) Why the entire structure of the school is heirarchical based solely on tennis skill.



In other news, I have a fish in the corner of my mozilla.
Worst.Quality.Ever
besides that pen I bought in china which didn't even have ink. GG fail

Also, my english oral commentary on The Black Cat is going to be epic fail, because

a) I spoke for about 2 minutes MAX on nothing that made sense
b) The wife caught the axe with her face anyway.... its ttly not his fault. In fact, good catch!

Or my commentary will turn out somehting like this.

"There was this guy who luved pets and then oneday got bitten by one so GG'd his wife and cat and then the polize came and they were like ok not your fault but cat behind wall was then like "lmao noobs" and then police were liek GG DISCOVERED death penalty."


Ok, well I'm going to sleep, as I have work tommorow TT.

INCOHERANCY ftw.

8 comments:

  1. omogosh >=[

    sif my name appears in almost every single one of your blog in a negative way >=[

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  2. Lol. V. nice summary of the black cat... Although, where's the white dog's debut? D:

    Mr. Grape comic no. 11 is in the works!

    Coming tomorrow for Watchmen?

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  3. sigh at the SNSD jokes LOLS.

    And imma guessing none of your bai-se-ren readers will get them.

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  4. ......
    GEE GEE GEE GEE GEEE GEE GEOFF :|

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  5. The cat can't help that it's black. Stop keeping the niggas down, Geoff, seriously.

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  6. "eee eee eee eee saveme saveme"
    Lol epic =D

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  7. blog surfing from johnny's...haha your blog is funny! i didnt know ib allows you time to blog xD

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  8. lolage.

    prince of tennis: he gets to the aussie open and beats Lleyton Hewitt, smashing everyone else in the process.

    oh. spoiler alert =]

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