If you can read this then.......

you have attained a level of literacy comparable to that of a six year old. For many of you this may be your only achievement the entire week, so I encourage you to pat yourself on the back (without dislocating your arm................................... preferably.................................... and that still depends on who you are) =]

Its nice to get TOK out of the way. Well, once I get my draft back I'm pretty much going to do zero work on it, and just resubmit it for my actual. Unless I get really really bad in which I'll consider implementing the changes.

Today is Hillary's birthday celebration at city, as well as Justin's (also at city...I think) so its pretty much city for the entire day, except in about five minutes where I'll have to go help my autistic-uncoordinated-lazy-incompetent-and-other-related-adjectives cousin move house because he got kicked out of his current rental home because he's too messy/lazy. Therefore, by induction, he is gay. Yes, I know, a flawless logical explanation. I AM annoyed however that I have to wake up to help someone whom i'd prefer not to be related to.

On a more cheerful note, our chem prac is due on monday (supposedly, but badran keeps hinting there might be an extension) and our extended essay refined draft is due next friday. And he's also made it impossible to forget by sending emails to everyone to 'remind' them of how much time is left.
i.e. every two seconds "6 days, 5 hours, 23 seconds and 5 microseconds exactly LORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. If you don't complete this I will refer you to Gavin Grant, head of the department for the management and control of slightly late extended essays."

As you know Gavin, as we all fondly know him as (XD) is already head of the management of overdue notices and senior member and soon-to-be chairman of the executive council for the protection of photocopier paper quality. If I were him, I'd want to "put some of those juggling balls down" (we still all wuv you[r accent] mrs west), because god forbid he drop them all and we'd all be threatened with poor to non-existant paper quality. Its a garish nightmare that would consume us all.

And now we turn to the completely related topic of knife throwing with the efficiency of Anna Coren with her "Today Tonight Krew" <--- see that??!?!??! that's a K. see how cool I am? LOVE MEEEE lol xd..............................

And I think about now everyone reading this is just like "well then....*UNSUBSCRIBE*" and everyone who is not subscribed is like hrm.... "NEXT BLOG" or delete face. That's really why those two buttons exist - just in case you run into somebody's psychopathic blog.

BACK to knife throwing, ever since I bought (and sharpened) those letter openers, I've been practicing throwing knives at either

a) My sister's beloved noticeboard
b) Wang Lee Hom cardboard (long story)
c) Anything else under the value of $1

Yesss, lucky you heard about that promptly..................... I just realised, that topic is SO IRRELEVANT TO YOU its well....irrelevant
*applause*
Vocabulary fail
*applause*

THIS is why I fail english and am fairly decent at business. Its impossible for me to talk about one topic without conversationally discussing related issues. That and the fact that I've never been good at writing essays.

Since I've used up my allocated time for banging my head against a wall/blogging today, I'm going to let the other issues slide.

Oh, and to everyone random who reads my blog, either a) stop or b) stop
its really really weird to have somebody come up to you at school, whom you never talk to (AIDAN youaremyfavourite) and they generally say "I really like your blog" and then this prompts me to go WHY and HOW THE FCK are you reading my blog? (inside). But really, some people who NEVER read blogs [or don't seem the type] read my blog, and its really creepy to have somebody I barely know reading my blog.
I know who you are and possibly where you live and shortly I will dispatch a band of (brothers) evil plainstriders to maul you. I think only about one person knows what that means....

HAPPY FUN WORK/STUDYING =)