Whilst cleaning my room...

I'm glad (not really) that exams are over, because well.... I like to conform to popular standards, as per usual...its my third favourite pastime (obviously preceeded by physics lessons and disk check. Ah... microsoft, you've done it again).

Truthfully, during exam block I do just as much, if not less study than normal and really don't feel like its an exam. In fact, my internet usage tripled while in exam block, especially on youtube.
Also, when I get my positively atrocious exam results back, I'll just do what most executives do - pretend it never happened and give myself a huge bonus.

I'm not really going to talk about exams anymore, because for most people its painful enough doing the exams once.

What did put a smile on my face today (besides that guy at sunnybank hills without legs) was sending unhelpful and annoying paypal payments to k3.
i.e. sending payments like 1 mexican dollar, 1 yen, etc. The thing is, if you want to convert it back to AUD, then you have to pay 3.2% as well as about 40c. so instead, you just have random currency balances in your paypal, which admittedly looks multicultural on your CV, but doen't actually do much.

Its a shame I can't really mock anyONE on my blog, because everyone these days reacts like a bull in a porcelain store to the slightest comment. Its ok however, because there are still heaps of things I can make fun of;
such as jews. black people? and of course christians =)

now to the actual title itself. while cleaning my room, I discovered stuff that I didn't even realise I had. Exciting discussion. I'm already aware of this.

I'm sorry about this bland-dissatisfied feeling you are experiencing towards this post, similar to that of a child receiving a book for a christmas present.

On the plus though, feel free to fill in the polls on the right hand side.
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