ZOMG XY new layout ...
While making a mad dash across Calam Road to the other side of sunnybank hills, I got wtfxdrenched in rain. Unless you live somewhere REALLY far from me, you've probably noticed the storm clouds brooding their evil plans to start raining
a) the second AFTER I get off the bus
b) in flooded areas only
c) when you know you've left your window open
d) When you have outdoor sports you want to play =(
e) LIKE ALL HELL
f) *nom* *nom* *nom* ^_^
At about 5:30 crossed the road as part of my nice going-home-adventure although at this point it literally felt as if buckets of water were being thrown at me. On a plus, I wasn't the only one without an umbrella and I got to see this pregnant mother dash through the rain across the road as well. Really, really bad because you know, there are number of possible things that could've happened at this stage.
a) Trips over in rain
b) Trips over in rain, lands on stomach
c) Trips over in rain, lands on stomach, gets washed near storm drain
d) Trips over in rain, lands on stomach, gets washed near storm drain, attempts to 'catch' incoming traffic with her stomach
e) Trips over in the rain, lands on stomach, gets washed near storm drain, attempts to 'catch' incoming traffic with her stomach, but is raped beforehand
She made it to the otherside though. I don't know whether to feel happy or sad, so I guess I'll eat this chip to decide. HAPPY it is =)
I'm fairly sure one of you avid readers will be able to construct a scenario where every single one of her human rights have been brutally violated. Remember, I'm counting on you :) *nom* *nom*
I think I'm getting a cold, so its straight to hot soup + vitamin C tablets, which taste ok... just ok... On a scale of GavinGrant to potato chips, I would rate it berocca. (About a 5 for those of you with less keen senses)
I also checked my work roster online today. Luckily there's something wrong so it hasn't been published yet. hopefully tommorow they won't ring up and be like SURPRISE!!!oneone!!eleven!!! joo are working naos. =(
AS A SPECIAL TREAT TO WHOEVER KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS =)
*nom* *nom* *nom* *nom* *nom* *nom* n_n... lol
In terms of making sense and coherancy, on a scale from Chalustowski to 'How to eat: advanced techniques and chewing', I rate this post "Intergration by substitution"
NOTE: no liability is taken for anything. ever. I really just wanted to procrastinate out of doing maths.
On a final note: *nom* *nom*
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YES FIRST COMMENT. and lol same thing happened to me.
ReplyDeletewhoa.. purple?
ReplyDeleteand i'm sure those scales are perfectly practical. >.>
f) Wasn't given a seat on the bus. Trips over in the rain, lands on stomach, gets washed near storm drain, attempts to 'catch' incoming traffic with her stomach, but is raped beforehand.
Who's gonna do g)?
g)Overcharged by 5c on her bus ticked :O:O, wasn't given a seat on the bus. Trips over in the rain, lands on stomach, gets washed near storm drain, attempts to 'catch' incoming traffic with her stomach, but is raped beforehand.
ReplyDeletealso, I fail spelling ticket
ReplyDeleteh)Got fired today D:, Overcharged by 5c on her bus ticket :O:O, wasn't given a seat on the bus. Trips over in the rain, lands on stomach, gets washed near storm drain, attempts to 'catch' incoming traffic with her stomach, but is raped beforehand.
ReplyDeletei)Got fired today D:, Overcharged by 5c on her bus ticket :O:O, wasn't given a seat on the bus. Trips over in the rain, lands on stomach, gets washed near storm drain, attempts to 'catch' incoming traffic with her stomach, but is raped BY MULTIPLE PEOPLE beforehand.
ReplyDeletej)Got fired today D:, Overcharged by 5c on her bus ticket :O:O, wasn't given a seat on the bus. Trips over in the rain, lands on stomach, gets washed near storm drain, attempts to 'catch' incoming traffic with her stomach, but is raped BY MULTIPLE PEOPLE beforehand. The car actually stops in time, and it turns out to be a policeman, who rapes her again.
ReplyDeletek)realises that their baby was going to look like Geoff, kills self
ReplyDeleteaww so mean..
ReplyDeleter u going to dele-
wait
>_>
<_<
ur layout is worse than mine lol
wow number 2-digit comment ^^
ReplyDeleteso yeah...
shouldnt l) involve something like.. she miscarried?
well thats what joyce lau does to her sims...
As Johnny stated above
ReplyDelete"whoa.. purple?"
Your old layot was much better/killed your eyes less
m)Got fired today D:, Overcharged by 5c on her bus ticket :O:O, wasn't given a seat on the bus. Trips over in the rain, lands on stomach, gets washed near storm drain, attempts to 'catch' incoming traffic with her stomach, but is raped BY MULTIPLE PEOPLE beforehand. The car actually stops in time, and it turns out to be a policeman, who rapes her again. She is then called a nigger, which makes no sense because she is black. Then a nazi appears and carves a swastika into her forehead. Then jesus appears and kicks her in the nuts, which she got because nuclear waste was thrown onto her crotch. Then someone honked her breasts and shanked her in the thigh. Then someone steals her handbag and subsequently buys lots of expensive stuff with her credit card. When she finally drags herself home (after having both of her legs amputated), she finds her house has been burgled and all her possessions taken, as well as her family brutally murdered. She sits down to have some pie and then a pigeon flies through and shits on the pie, so she douses the place in petrol and sets it on fire, burning herself and her now miscarried foetus to death (and in the foetus' case, another, more burninatey death).
ReplyDeleteDo I win? Also, I like the layout. The black background = seriousness.
yes, you definitely win...
ReplyDeletedamn. Was going to an n), but yeah, Laurence wins.
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ReplyDeleteIf I ever commit suicide, my suicide note will read this, and only this: "A pigeon shat on my pie."
ReplyDeleteAlso, there's some backstory and analysis of that scenario on my blog.