Sunday, March 1, 2009

STORY OF MY LIFE...

Not really, in fact there'll probably be nothing too exciting/interesting in this post besides the usual bitching and hillary's mum jokes. That well just never runs dry =)

I'll go in order of what happened, because that seems to be all the hype these days.
(BECAUSE I TOTALLY KNOW WHAT"S COOL)
I won't bother covering what happened on friday really, because it was just mainly ddr/funhouse/karaoke/hillary's mum(HOHO =]/dinner/eric having dinner/eric eating dinner/eric eating/blockbuster video. I will mention a few things though.
Kara was prettttty average in my opinion with all 16-20 of us squished in one room. Since we left kara at around 7:50ish, when we got to market square most of the places to eat were too full to accommodate our 8419234819324 person group, except for Shangrila in which we whored two tables (of ten) I think......................

Since the food there is all like 9 billion dollars, we were all contemplating what to get (at our table at least). We changed our order [like 1293481 times to the point where the owner was like YOU CAN"T CHANGE AGAIN LORRRR!!!oneone!!!!eleven] but eventually ended up getting an '8 person set meal' or something like that. GG bad translation --> change to ab initio mandarin.
Stupid Mrs I'm-leaving-for-QUT richards. if that is her real name......... *suspecting look*

We were all full (of crap hohohohoho~ fck you) except for eric who ate everything we had left, as well as everything the next table had. We started eating at about 8:30 (maybe?) and ERIC finished eating at almost 11pm, which was too late to go to funhouse D: x200

BECAUSE I had work on saturday, everyone else caught the bus to ee's house where I'm informed they watched battle royale and slept on the floor, whilst I walked home which was UBER FUN at 11:40pm. Still, better than having to walk home from ee's at 6am in the morning thne walk to bus stop later. zZz Need my p's already. [Removed @ request of nobody o.Oa]

Oh yeah, and if you're thinking "what happened geoffrey you were supposed to go in chronological order weren't you? in this world, friday is before saturday blah blah blah blah" I refer to my FAVOURITE quote from my FAVOURITE extended essay supervisor.
"This is a one sided conversation" (refer to my earlier blog post(s) about this stupid contradiction). Also, fck you =)

Saturday was saturday (CUNNINGLY) and work was work, where the whole time I was pretty much thinking "i'll VALUE YOUR BEEF AND CHEESE BITCH". At one point I saw the entire cast of fraggle rock turn up outside maccas, but then they left =( [Yes, I know, that really was the story of my life] Better than my instep teacher who was like I HAVE A STORY TO TELL. 5 minutes later -- "and so yeah..."
me: "so it took you five minutes to tell us you saw a frog"
*MRS ROSSITER USES HYPER BEAM PEW PEW*
(RANDOM MUCH?)

obviously some of that is made up...... (maybe it took four minutes?)

ALSO, I hate people on msn who are like "brb" in their names for like 2394103 years. YOU'RE NOT "BRB" YOU DIRTY FCKING LIAR FACE CUNT WHORE BITCH SLUT. =]
(its ok alric, I don't hate you....that much....for now.... xP)

BACK to what was happening, after work I went to DDR and saw andrew who escaped from kara and sherry, which was random because sherry is sherry.
blah blah blah etc jan's house blah blah blah etc lunch at shangrila againblah blah blah syphillus blah blah hillary's mum blah blah.

I've been really slack when it comes to going to baddy, because now on Sundays I either go and do work at SLQ (WHERE I GET SO MUCH DONE <3<3<3), jokes =")

[Removed by myself to protect patient lawyer confidentiality xD]


3 comments:

  1. At some stage we should swap retarded customer stories. I have many. There are few things more amusing than, "No seafood pizza? What kind of establishment is this?"

    Perhaps... one which doesn't make seafood pizzas?

    Also, I need to update my bloog but I'm so busy procrastinating with other things. I can't find time >_>

    No! I must. Friday afternoon. No, wait, can't do that. Errrrr Saturday or Sunday, I promise.

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  2. why does everyone freaking call it 'kara' -_- zoooommmmmggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg TOO LAZY TO SAY 'OK'? CAUSE im pretty sure lee hyori isnt ohohoho (ru guo ni zhidao wo de yisi)

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  3. lol who told sandra to use code? laserbeam ... is that similar to the magical beam in Melancholy blah blah blah xD

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